Ghati Jokes

Ghat jokes ( A little knowledge of Marathi might help )


Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
A : Western Ghat.

Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A : Sabudana Khichdi.

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni.

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
A : Ba-gul.

Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A : Urmila MakkadTondkar.

Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore. :

34 comments:

  1. Do you even find these jokes funny !!!

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  2. bhenchod fucking ghati

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  3. hum sab bharatwasi
    gaand maraaye ghati!

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  4. ghatis are assholes..

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  5. you guys are so racist

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  6. I love Ghati babes.. nice mouths too...

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  7. all those cursing there are "coward" "bhikhmange" "kachra" people and BIG time LOSERS in life that they are cursing as anonymous.

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  8. You know what?? these losers don't even know what"GHAT" has done for maharashtra and why "Ghati" person is so important in maharashtra - politically and also financially. So who cares about what these assholes say about ghati?
    नुसताच गर्व नाही, तर माज आहे घाटी असल्याचा....आता बोला......

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  9. ghatis "crap anywhere" in maharashtra?

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  10. Chutiya marathi ghati.. laziest assholes from India.

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  11. i hate the marathi ghatis

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  12. these ppl can't compete in anything ........old slaves.......soon u'll be driven off ur own land

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  13. FUCK BHAIYAAS & NORTH INDIA... PURE MUMBAI KI VAAT LAGAI HAI PURE UTTAR BHARAT NE!!!!!! CHALE JAO MUMBAI SE BAAHAR & AS WELL AS MAHARASHTRA SE.... TUM LOG KI AUKAAD NAHI HAI MAHARASHTRA ME RAHNE KI CHALE JAO NAHI TO MNS TUMHARI AISI GAAND MAAREGI TAB TUM LOG (SON OF BITCH) SUDHROGE! HAHAHA

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  14. Name: Why would you want to know. I am not a marathi but have spent my entire life in Mumbai. Earlier I used to like it here but now I find it repulsive. My parents were asked by the Govt Of India to come and work here because of lack of educated ghatis. Now after spending an entire lifetime, this place is suddenly meant for ghatis! Fuck you BHENCHOD

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  15. it is not offensive at all marathi ppl including me have devised words for each type of ppl from india i will give some examples
    anyone who speaks hindi - bhaiyya
    punjabi ppl(all)-sardar
    south indians(all) -madrasi
    east indians(all)-bengali
    north east indians(all)-nepaLi
    gujrati and marwari-kanjus MarwaDi

    and by the way proud to be a GHATI
    नुसताच गर्व नाही, तर माज आहे घाटी असल्याचा....आता बोला.....

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  16. tumari maa dadi ko jab mughal chood rahe the tabhi ghati logo ne benchood tume bachaya tab sale chup chap dekh rahe the. chutya sale bahiye rahi tel

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  17. North Indian Jat and Rajput were incompetitive to fight with Abdalli during Panipat..It was Maratha who came from Pune...
    1857 tatya tope ne Delhi ke takth par Bahadurshah jafar ko bithaya...

    Itne he competitive the northies..to sala jab jab Allaudin Ghuri, Abdali jaise invaders ke samne kyo nahi muh chalaya..
    In short Northies want to dictate only in India (even if nobody cares for them) Due to his i feel what Tamil Nadu and Shivsena in Mahrastra is doing is right thing..
    Only confidence but now knowledge is something one can describe about Northies...is ke liye saale abhi tak UP, Bihar jaise bimaru states hai India me...
    Bhikmange Maharastra me ate hain job karne ko..

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  18. Ghatis say "Mumbai AAMCHI" I say
    "Mumbai TUMCHI, Bhandi ghasa AAMCHI" (Bombay is yours but you can only clean our mess." Fucking Bhenchods, Maderchods, Lavdya's.

    The above is called Fucking Freedom of Speech. Ghatis dont know what that is since they are too drunk all the time.

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  19. A Ghati will require the help of a MAP of the human anatomy just so that they could wipe their asses. Even then they would require the help of other people.

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  20. Ghatis are a fucking plague. They need to be fucking eradicated from the face of this planet. Fuck you ghatis bhenchod's.

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  21. If you have guts assholes give the address of yours we will come there and show you what is mean by ghati.

    Why Commenting Anonymously?

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  22. ghati means originating on the ghats... not all maharashtrians are ghatis... coz they don't come from the ghats... yes you do call your marathi kaamwaali bai ghati... but then i shall have a bihari kamwaali bai in bihar or a gujurati kaamwaali bai in gujurat... or a punjabi kaamwaali in punjab... i don't see how that makes some pple feel superiors to maharashtrians... lol that is so UP/ bihari... "khud kuch pakao nahi, dusron ke ghar jaakar khao, phir khana ke thaali mein chhed karo and khana bura tha kaho" - only a UP/bihari can do it... all these comments made above are simply outburts from Raj Thackeray tirade... Raj T, hum tumhare saath hein... tomorrow if need be, we shall come out to the street and har UP bhaiyya ke gaand mein bamboo daal denge... let's awaken the maratha inside of us... saale UP/ bhaiyya log... jab Moghuls India ki gaand maar rahein the, tab invaders ke gote chaat rahe the, for feeding their family... madar logon ne achieve hi kya kiya hein... saalon ko nange ghasitkar UP lekar jaana chahiye...

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  23. looks who's talking?? saale job karne Maharahtra aate ho aur marathi logon ko gaali dete ho. Now toh I definitely support Raj Thakre. Inko inki aukad deekha deni chahiye. Bhikari saale, khane ke waande hue isliye Maharashtra aaye. Abhi tum logon ko chun chun ke waapas bhejenge. This is the start. It may take decades but eventually waapis bheek maango. If not for these pple there would not have been as many slums. In fact even a typically marathi slum house is so clean as compared to these assholes. Aur agar zehen mein itna dum hein, toh waapis jakar job lelo, bhikari log. Don't you have any self-respect? Dusron ke ghar jaakar khali khatein khatein jeena bhi koi jeena hein? But what would you know about self-respect neways. haha

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  24. madar chod sarvi jat ahe ghati sirf maratha jat asli he baki panjabi bangali madar chod or marvadi to sab se madar chod jat jay ghati........

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  25. shivaji raje bhosle was also ghati. he ruled all over india. Now don't say that we r losers. mughals jab tumhari gand mar rahe the tab hum hi ne aapko bachaya tha.

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  26. kiski maaki gand chaudi karni hai re jo maharashtrians ko ghati bol raha hai ... mutherfuckers apani state me kuch kar nahi pate aur gand uthake aa jate hai Mumbai aur Pune me.. indias biggest financial hubs Mumbai n Pune are in maharashtra.. there r many respectable maharashtrians like Lata mangeshkar, sachin tendulkar, dadasaheb phalke and dont forget Shivaji Bhosale who releived almost half of India from Mughals .. warna Mughals tumhari ma behen ek kar rahe the. gandu log Mumbai aur Pune jaisi cities rato rat nahi banti .. maharashtrians were the root to make this city n then ofcourse once its grown it attracted outsiders either for "money making machine" or for their roji roti jo unko unaki state me nasib nahi thi.. DON'T BEHAVE LIKE BRITISH ..they broke India now u guys dont break states.

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  27. kiski maaki gand chaudi karni hai re jo maharashtrians ko ghati bol raha hai ... mutherfuckers apani state me kuch kar nahi pate aur gand uthake aa jate hai Mumbai aur Pune me.. indias biggest financial hubs Mumbai n Pune are in maharashtra.. there r many respectable maharashtrians like Lata mangeshkar, sachin tendulkar, dadasaheb phalke and dont forget Shivaji Bhosale who releived almost half of India from Mughals .. warna Mughals tumhari ma behen ek kar rahe the. gandu log Mumbai aur Pune jaisi cities rato rat nahi banti .. maharashtrians were the root to make this city n then ofcourse once its grown it attracted outsiders either for "money making machine" or for their roji roti jo unko unaki state me nasib nahi thi.. DON'T BEHAVE LIKE BRITISH ..they broke India now u guys dont break states.

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  28. Original people of western ghats if called ghatis and this word is not synonymous with others in Maharashtra. Chamar bhaiyyas of UP and Bihar are worst kind of people both in etiquette and knowledge.They are good for nothing bull crap who just know how to sell chat and they pee in same lota which they use to serve chat.

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  29. Ghatis aka Maharashtrians may be annoying at times. But it was good growing up here and to watch fucking bhaiyyas plague the city doing nothing except rickshaw riding disheartens.
    Mi janmaane maratha nasel pan mala garv ahe mumbaikar asaycha!

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  30. all anonymous posts are by the same person... a disgruntled bihari... who shit off his pants and ran bk to bihar after recent skirmishes in the city... hahaha... answer is to impregnate every umarried adult non-ghati... that ways the future will be full of ghatis... hahaha

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  31. I believe in peace,sab logo ko milkar rehna chahiye
    aapas me jhagda karoge to ye videshi log hamari gand marenge7
    isliye bhaiyo milke raho

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  32. maratha petla re petla

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  33. ghatis can do only drinking and their ladies do house work, if other people left from maharashtra in one day from second day all ghatis will become beggers and will come to other indian parts for begging

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  34. Ghati girls are sexy

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