The IB, CBI and Delhi Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch.
The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Delhi Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Delhi Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
that is not joke that is REALITY
ReplyDeleteYes. It is a reality. This is actually happening in India. This is not a joke but truth told in a different manner.
ReplyDeletewell delhi police is not that all guys....atleast i have some gud experience with them on 2-3 occasions.....they serve well
ReplyDeleteKERALA POLICE GOES IN- HIRES POACHERS. OFFERS ALL ANIMALS IN THE FOREST. IN RETURN, DEMAND HALF THE SALE PRICE PLUS THE RABBIT.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE HAPPY.
You said it. No joke.
ReplyDeleteAssam Police goes in. Within half an hour they come out and go in again taking with them beer, alcohol and cooking items & utensils...coz they killed a pig and now investigating with the items taken back for confirmation that its a RABBIT....
ReplyDeleteThis is no shit , Its a fact
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