The great sardar kidnap

A Sardar was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Sardar."

The Sardar then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardar checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar?"

7 comments:

Amol said...

Hi!
You have a good collection of jokes.
I have a blog called Blog Dhaba(http://blogdhaba.blogspot.com) which is also a humor blog.
I am interested in exchanging link with your blog.
I have got a pagerank of 2 in this google update.You can contact me by commenting on my blog or mail me at amol_blogger[at]ymail.com

santoshpandey1978@rediffmail.com said...

Hi, was wondering if you'd like to exchange links with me?
If yes, please leave your blog url & mail ID as a comment at:
http://thechutkule.blogspot.com/
I'll link to you first, then when you have time link back?
Thanks,
santosh pandey
http://thechutkule.blogspot.com

Amol said...

Hi!
Thanks for giving a link to my blog.
I will add your link soon.

Whats in a Name said...

LOL..
This was a good one..
Wonna exchange links??
[:)]

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Vasishta said...

haha.. lol.. that freaked me out.. really "belted" me!

I havea jokes blog too.. and i wanna have a like exchange..

Have a look:
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I hope You are interested.. Thanks!

Jones said...

LOL
Nice jokes!

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