A Sardar was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Sardar."
The Sardar then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardar checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar?"
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Sardar."
The Sardar then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardar checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar?"
Hi!
ReplyDeleteYou have a good collection of jokes.
I have a blog called Blog Dhaba(http://blogdhaba.blogspot.com) which is also a humor blog.
I am interested in exchanging link with your blog.
I have got a pagerank of 2 in this google update.You can contact me by commenting on my blog or mail me at amol_blogger[at]ymail.com
Hi, was wondering if you'd like to exchange links with me?
ReplyDeleteIf yes, please leave your blog url & mail ID as a comment at:
http://thechutkule.blogspot.com/
I'll link to you first, then when you have time link back?
Thanks,
santosh pandey
http://thechutkule.blogspot.com
Hi!
ReplyDeleteThanks for giving a link to my blog.
I will add your link soon.
LOL..
ReplyDeleteThis was a good one..
Wonna exchange links??
[:)]
this blog has wide range of jokes. some good jokes can be found at http://vikasnet-blog.blogspot.com
ReplyDeletehaha.. lol.. that freaked me out.. really "belted" me!
ReplyDeleteI havea jokes blog too.. and i wanna have a like exchange..
Have a look:
Jus' Jokin!
http://jusjokin.blogspot.com/
I hope You are interested.. Thanks!
LOL
ReplyDeleteNice jokes!
Clean Funny Short Jokes