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on January 29, 2015

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Short SMS sardar jokes

Here are some great funny short sms jokes based on sardars. If you think you have a better sardar joke than any of the jokes listed in here, please do use the comment form to submit your jokes . Why are sardar's immune to Mad Cow Disease? It only affects the brain. How do sardars go through the forest? They take the psycho path. Why did a sardar tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets! What do sardars and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son. Sardarji: What's that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out. Sardarji goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I cant stop my hands from shaking!" Doctor replies, "Do you drink m

Ghati Jokes

Ghat jokes ( A little knowledge of Marathi might help ) Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.? A : Western Ghat. Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"? A : Sabudana Khichdi. Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners? A : Cool-karni. Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing? A : Ba-gul. Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey? A : Urmila MakkadTondkar. Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.? A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore. :

A Sardar's answers in his medical entrance exam

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam. He gave definitions as follows: Antibody: Against everybody Artery: Study of fine art paintings Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards CT scan: Scanning 4 lost whistle.. Coma: Punctuation mark Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria…

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